Four Stages of "Real Women"

I was watching Etv. The epsiode was The Soup discusses dating shows. They mentioned The Real World and the four stages of the real women on the real world. This involves alcohol.

1. Euphoria (hyper, dancing about, kissing people)
2. Anger (yelling at men)
3. Melancholy (crying alone or crying on a gay guy)
4. Black Out (sleep it off, repeat the next day)

They also discussed Flava of Love, Next...

By the way, I love Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts! Yum.